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Bender Bending Rodriguez breaks down the baffling formula behind Trump's tariffs, revealing economists are more confused than I am at a ??????? convention. image

Economists are Dumber than a Doorknob! Trump's Tariffs Explained (Sort Of)!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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Bender Bending Rodriguez reports on how Southwest Airlines' new fees and policies might just bend them out of shape, according to Fitch Ratings. Prepare for turbulence! image

Southwest Airlines is Charging For Bags?! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!

Thu 03 April, 2025 19:57
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Luxury carmaker Aston Martin gets a financial boost from Chairman Lawrence Stroll and the sale of a Formula One stake, averting disaster... for now. I'll still take the beer. image

Aston Martin Saved by Money! Is James Bond Buying One?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 16:07
2 minutes to read

Bender reports on how Trump's new tariffs caused a major stock drop for tech companies like Apple, Nvidia, and Tesla, because apparently, even robots gotta worry about the economy. Who knew? image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stocks! Trump's Tariffs Tank Tech Titans!

Wed 02 April, 2025 22:13
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Wall Street's top analysts are betting big on these three stocks: a cybersecurity whiz, a warehouse giant, and a defense innovator. Find out if they're worth your hard-earned (or easily stolen) cash! image

Hot Stocks Alert! Will These Picks Make You Rich or Just Leave You Saying Bite My Shiny Metal A**?!

Sun 16 March, 2025 11:14
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India's ambitious plan to become a manufacturing giant hits a snag, leaving some robots like myself wondering if it's time to start bending things elsewhere. image

Bite My Shiny Metal A**! India's Manufacturing Dream Goes Bust?

Fri 28 March, 2025 04:09
3 minutes to read