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Foreign tourists are hitting Japan's ski resorts like a runaway snowboard, while local spots are feeling icier than Milhouse's love life. image

Cowabunga Dude Japan's Ski Slopes Are Going Totally Bonkers!

Tue 01 April, 2025 09:58
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Some dude in Vegas got collared for torching Teslas, probably because Elon's been a busy little bee. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Tesla! Dude Gets Busted for Molotov Mayhem!

Thu 27 March, 2025 22:50
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Trump's tariffs are making gadget companies sweat more than Milhouse at a dance, forcing them to scramble for new production spots faster than you can say 'Don't have a cow, man!' image

Eat My Shorts! Trump's Tariffs Got Gadget Makers Shouting Ay Caramba!

Thu 03 April, 2025 19:31
3 minutes to read

Elliott Investment Management takes a $1.5B stake in Aspen Technology, opposing Emerson Electric's tender offer, claiming it undervalues the company. Can Bart Simpson help stir up some trouble? image

Eat My Shorts Emerson! Elliott's Aspen Tech Stake Could Foil Takeover!

Sat 01 March, 2025 13:33
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BYD, the Chinese automaker, leaves Tesla in the dust with a 29% revenue increase and a game-changing battery tech, while Tesla's stock takes a nosedive faster than Bart on a skateboard. image

Eat My Shorts Tesla! BYD Just Drove Circles Around You!

Tue 25 March, 2025 14:54
2 minutes to read