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World leaders react with shock, horror, and calls for diplomacy after the US, under Trump's command, bombs Iranian nuclear facilities. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Iran! Trump Nukes Nuclear Sites, World Freaks Out!

Sun 22 June, 2025 03:37
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Tesla's first grid-scale battery plant in China aims to balance power supply and demand, even with those wacky solar and wind thingies. image

Eat My Shorts, Blackouts! Tesla's Mega-Battery to the Rescue in China!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:47
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Eat My Shorts, World! Israel vs. Iran, Markets Go Kablooey!

Fri 20 June, 2025 01:02
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Narendra Modi gives Donald Trump a piece of his mind, denying any US role in mediating India-Pakistan tensions. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Trump! Modi Tells Prez to Butt Out of India-Pakistan Beef

Wed 18 June, 2025 22:06
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Prime Minister Modi tells President Trump that he didn't stop any war between India and Pakistan, and ain't no deal happening! image

Eat My Shorts, Trump! Modi Sets The Record Straight!

Wed 18 June, 2025 22:06
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U.S. Steel gets a new owner after a lot of political chatter, and the stock market says 'adios'. image

Eat My Shorts, U.S. Steel! Japan's Got It Now!

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:15
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JPMorgan Chase is jumpin' into the crypto game with JPMD, a stablecoin-like token for the big shots, but is it just another way for the Man to stick it to the little guy? image

Eat My Shorts, Crypto! JPMorgan's Cookin' Up JPMD!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:21
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Bart Simpson reports on how AMD's new AI chips are making waves, impressing even the OpenAI dude, and sending their stock price soaring higher than Milhouse's kite! image

Eat My Shorts, Nvidia! AMD's AI Chips Go Totally Crazy!

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:16
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Bart Simpson reports on how Israel's airstrikes on Iran are shaking up the stock market, oil prices, and safe-haven assets. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, World! Israel vs. Iran: Financial Markets Go Haywire!

Mon 16 June, 2025 06:30
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Israel and Iran are duking it out like Sideshow Bob vs. Bart Simpson, leaving nuclear talks in the dust and the world on edge. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Iran! Israel and Iran Throw Down, Nuclear Talks Go Poof!

Sun 15 June, 2025 06:18
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