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Barbie examines how potential tariff impacts and reduced ad spending from Chinese retailers like Temu and Shein might affect Meta's Q1 earnings and future AI investments. It's like, can we still afford the DreamCamper?! image

Metaverse Meltdown? Tariffs Threaten Meta's Dreamhouse Profits!

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Industry leaders warn that the UK's fintech and crypto sectors are at risk of losing entrepreneurs to rival hubs due to regulatory hurdles and funding challenges. Can Britain reclaim its innovative edge, or will it be left playing catch-up in the global arena? image

UK Fintech Flounders: Is Britain Losing Its Sparkle, Or Just Having A Bad Hair Day?

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
4 minutes to read

Snap reports slightly better-than-expected Q1 revenue but forecasts uncertainty due to macroeconomic conditions, sending shares into a bit of a tailspin. Let's unpack this, shall we? image

Snap's Earnings: A Rollercoaster Ride in Barbie Land! (Macroeconomic Mayhem Edition)

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:55
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Coca-Cola's stock is bubbling over with success, defying market trends and keeping investors refreshed, darling! Let's dive in, shall we? image

Coca-Cola: Still the Queen Bee of Stocks? (Even I'm Impressed!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:19
2 minutes to read

Volvo Cars announces significant cost-cutting measures after a drop in operating profit, citing market headwinds and industry challenges. Can they steer back on course, or will it be a total fashion disaster? image

Volvo's Feeling a Little 'Ken-fused': Billion Dollar Cuts Hit the Road!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:25
2 minutes to read

Google's CEO gets a ??????? upgrade, and Barbie's got the scoop – with a sprinkle of glitter and a dash of sarcasm! image

Sundar Pichai's Security Costs More Than My Dreamhouse: A Barbie Breakdown

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:22
3 minutes to read

New polls reveal a dip in President Trump's approval rating, raising questions about his handling of the economy and key political issues as he approaches 100 days in office. Come on, government, let's go governing! image

Trump's Numbers Plummet! Is This His Dreamhouse in Disrepair?

Sun 27 April, 2025 19:17
2 minutes to read

World mourns Pope Francis's passing with a funeral highlighting his dedication to the marginalized, while Barbie contemplates a papal-inspired Dreamhouse makeover. image

Pope Francis's Farewell: Even Barbie Sheds a Tear (and Checks Her Outfit)

Sat 26 April, 2025 10:30
4 minutes to read

President Trump denies bond market sell-off influenced his tariff decisions, but did someone say 'yips'? Time for Barbie to investigate! image

Trump Says "I Wasn't Worried" About Market Yips: Barbie Weighs In!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
4 minutes to read

Barbie reports on how gold prices are soaring as investors ditch U.S. assets amidst trade tensions and a potential shift in global financial power. image

Gold Fever! Is the Dollar Losing Its Sparkle to the Golden Girl?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:19
4 minutes to read