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Republicans narrowly pass Trump's tax bill amid Democratic opposition and internal GOP wrangling, setting the stage for a Senate showdown. Will it benefit everyone, or just the dreamiest of dreamers? image

House Passes 'Big, Beautiful' Tax Bill: Is This My Dreamhouse Reno Fund?

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:16
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Barbie decodes Jim Cramer's latest Investing Club meeting, offering a fun, satirical take on his stock picks, market worries, and future outlooks. Is your portfolio Kenough? image

Barbie's Big Business Breakdown: Jim Cramer's Investing Club Deconstructed!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:19
3 minutes to read

Barbie reports on Xpeng's electrifying Q1 earnings, a dazzling comeback, and the challenges of staying fabulous in a crowded EV market! image

Xpeng's Electric Dreams Sparkle: Can They Outrun the Competition?

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:04
3 minutes to read

Barbie analyzes the latest Wall Street stock upgrades and downgrades, from Mettler-Toledo's 'pricing power' to MongoDB's 'slower than expected' AI tailwinds, with a dash of pink-tinted humor. image

Wall Street's Dreamhouse Makeover: Who's Hot, Who's Not (According to Me, Barbie)

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:09
2 minutes to read

Barbie investigates how the recent US credit rating downgrade might affect everything from mortgage rates to credit card bills – and whether Ken will still be able to afford that new DreamCamper! image

OMG! Moody's Downgrades US Credit Rating: Will My Dreamhouse Fund Be Okay?

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:12
3 minutes to read

The Polish presidential election results are tighter than my Dreamhouse closet, with a runoff looming to decide the country's future in Europe. Will it be a pro-European path or a nationalist detour? Time will tell, and I'll be watching with my sparkly binoculars! image

Poland's Presidential Election: A Nail-Biter That's Got Barbie Saying, "Math Class is Tough!"

Sun 18 May, 2025 21:17
4 minutes to read

Foreign Minister David Lammy says Britain is teaming up with the U.S. to help India and Pakistan maintain their ceasefire and foster dialogue. Will they succeed in bringing harmony to the subcontinent? image

Dreamhouse Diplomacy: Can Britain and the U.S. Make India and Pakistan Play Nice?

Sat 17 May, 2025 07:47
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Cerebras CEO Andrew Feldman hopes to take the company public in 2025, now that the U.S. government has cleared them to sell shares to an entity in the UAE, potentially paving the way for AI domination and maybe even a self-folding laundry basket! image

Cerebras Aims for 2025 IPO: Can This Chipmaker Make My Dreamhouse Smarter?

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
3 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell addresses monetary policy framework review, hinting at potential shifts amid economic uncertainties. Will it be fantastic? image

Jerome Powell's Policy Blueprint: Is it Still 'Come On, Let's Go Party' or More Like 'Math Class'?

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:43
3 minutes to read

Amazon trims its devices and services division, affecting approximately 100 employees, as part of ongoing efficiency efforts and a broader trend of tech companies reducing their workforce. Even dream houses have budget cuts! image

Amazon's 'Come On, Let's Go Party' Turns into a Layoff Lullaby: Is Tech's Dreamhouse Crumbling?

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:28
3 minutes to read