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Barbie reports on Frontier Airlines slashing its outlook and flights amidst economic uncertainty and weakened demand, leaving travel plans in a plastic panic! image

Is the Sky Falling?! Frontier Airlines Cancels Our Vacations!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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Tesla's stock price plunges after a brief rally, highlighting the challenges of tariffs, competition, and Elon Musk's controversial decisions. Is this the end of Tesla's dream, or will it pull through? Find out in this article! image

Tesla Stock Rollercoaster! Is Elon Musk's Wild Ride Finally Over?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
3 minutes to read

Barbie investigates how President Trump nearly styled the US economy into a depression, but thankfully pulled off a last-minute makeover! image

OMG! Did Trump Almost Give Us a Total Fashion Disaster of an Economy?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:53
3 minutes to read

Barbie reports on the stock market's wild ride after President Trump's tariff reversal, examining the surge and investor reactions with a touch of sparkle and satire. image

Trump Tariff U-Turn Sends Stocks Soaring! Did the Market Just Get a DreamHouse Makeover?

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:18
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Treasury Secretary Bessent claims Trump's agenda prioritizes Main Street, even amidst recession fears sparked by tariffs. Can Main Street finally have it all? image

OMG! Is Main Street Finally Getting Its Dreamhouse?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:15
2 minutes to read

Acting IRS Commissioner Resigns Over Data-Sharing Deal with ICE, Raising Privacy Concerns and Sparking Controversy! image

IRS Scandal! Is Your Tax Data Safe?! Barbie Investigates!

Wed 09 April, 2025 02:06
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Barbie reports on Zipline's partnership with Walmart to bring drone delivery to Dallas, offering a glimpse into a future where even dreamhouses can get same-day shipping! image

Drones Delivering Lipstick and Lattes?! Barbie's Take on the Future is Here!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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Barbie analyzes Jamie Dimon's warning about Trump's tariffs, inflation, and the potential impact on the U.S. economy. It's like, totally serious, you guys! image

Tariffs Are Ruining My Dreamhouse Economy! Will Ken Be Able To Afford New Rollerblades?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Salt Lake City's glow-up from the 2002 Winter Olympics is still sparkling, thanks to tech, finance, and, like, a whole lot of snow! But can it handle climate change and diversity challenges? Let's discuss! image

Salt Lake City is Totally Having a Moment! Can it Keep Sparking?

Wed 26 March, 2025 15:00
1 minutes to read

Ferrari announces a 10% price increase on select models due to new U.S. auto tariffs, potentially adding up to $50,000 to the cost of owning one of these luxury vehicles. image

Ferrari Price Hike! Is Your Dream Car Slipping Away?!

Thu 27 March, 2025 15:51
2 minutes to read