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Austin Powers investigates how US strikes in Iran are causing airlines to cancel flights and oil prices to potentially spike, leaving travelers in a 'hairy' situation. image

Groovy Globetrotting Grounded! Middle East Flights Feeling the Heat, Baby!

Mon 23 June, 2025 02:09
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Austin Powers investigates President Trump's surprising shift from promises of peace to military action against Iran, leaving his 'peacemaker' legacy in question. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Gone Rogue: From Peacemaker to Bomb-Dropper!

Sun 22 June, 2025 02:44
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Austin Powers reports on the latest stock market shenanigans, from warehouse wizards to chip-chopping chaos! image

Groovy Moves in the Stock Market, Baby! Yeah!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:57
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on China holding steady on lending rates after recent economic moves, potentially signaling a 'groovy' future for global trade. Groovy baby! image

Yeah Baby! China's Economy Gets a Little Shagging Boost!

Fri 20 June, 2025 02:10
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on Trump's contemplation of military action against Iran amidst rising tensions with Israel, plus potential evacuations of Americans from Israel. image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Got Iran in a Shagadelic Standoff!

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:44
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on Trump's consideration of military action against Iran amidst rising tensions with Israel, and the potential evacuation of American citizens. image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Got Iran in a Shagadelic Standoff!

Wed 18 June, 2025 21:44
2 minutes to read

Word is, the Yanks are eyeing Iran's nuclear gaffs with a HUGE bomb. But is this the real McCoy, or just a load of Austin Powers-style blue balls? image

Groovy Baby! Trump's Nuke Option: Are We About to Get Jiggy With It in Iran?

Wed 18 June, 2025 11:22
3 minutes to read

Canva buys MagicBrief to amp up its analytics and AI capabilities, aiming to democratize marketing. Groovy! image

Yeah Baby! Canva Snaps Up MagicBrief to Supercharge Ad Game!

Tue 17 June, 2025 19:00
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers investigates Steve Eisman's warning about Trump's tariffs leading to a global trade war and potential recession. Shagadelic! image

Groovy Trade Troubles? Eisman Warns of Trade War, Baby! Yeah!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:58
2 minutes to read

Investor Steve Eisman, the man who foresaw the subprime crisis, is ringing the alarm about Trump's tariffs potentially triggering a global economic meltdown. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Trade War? Eisman Says 'Yeah, Baby, Yeah!' to Global Recession Risk!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:58
2 minutes to read