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Even American-made cars have a surprising amount of foreign parts! Can we make a 100% USA car? Not bloody likely! image

Groovy Baby! Ford's Expedition: More Global Than You Think, Yeah!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:23
3 minutes to read

Chipmaker Cerebras sets sights on a 2025 IPO after securing clearance for UAE deal, aiming to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Oh, behave! image

Yeah Baby! Cerebras Aims for Groovy 2025 IPO with a Little Help from My Friends (and the UAE!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on the groovy but grim news for UnitedHealth as the Department of Justice launches an investigation, sending their stock plummeting faster than a shaguar on shag carpet! image

Yeah Baby! UnitedHealth in a Sticky Situation: DOJ Investigates, and Their Mojo is Seriously Shagged!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:08
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Cisco swings into action with earnings and revenue that are shagadelic, baby, but Austin's got concerns about those pesky tariffs! image

Yeah, Baby! Cisco's Earnings are Groovy, but Trump's Tariffs? Not So Much, Baby!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:27
2 minutes to read

Burberry Gets Groovy Baby! Major Overhaul Could Impact 1,700 Positions!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:31
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers investigates Microsoft's recent layoffs of 6,000 employees amidst record profits and AI successes. Is it a strategic move or a dastardly plot by Dr. Evil? image

Groovy Baby! Microsoft's Layoffs: Are They Feeling the Mojo or Just Plain Shagged Out?

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
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Fundstrat's Tom Lee says the stock market is bouncing back like my mojo after a good cryo-nap, and he's got a groovy list of stocks to ride the wave! image

Yeah Baby! Tom Lee Says Stocks Are Back in the Groove, Ready for a V-Shaped Shagadelic Recovery!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:57
2 minutes to read

Elton, Dua, and a host of rockin' rebels are telling the UK government to put a cork in AI's plans to snag copyrighted material. Yeah, baby, YEAH! image

Groovy, Baby! Music Legends vs. the Machines: Can AI Dig Our Copyrights?

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:11
2 minutes to read

India and Pakistan agree to a ceasefire after days of intense fighting, with the U.S. claiming involvement that neither country seems to fully acknowledge. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Groovy, Baby! India and Pakistan Call a Truce – Is America Being All That?

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:15
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Small business owners are feeling less groovy about the economy due to tariff worries and potential recession fears, leaving them stressed and searching for their mojo. image

Yeah, Baby! Small Businesses Feeling the Economic Shag-Carpet Burn!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:28
3 minutes to read