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Tesla halts orders for Model S and Model X in China amidst escalating trade tensions between the US and China, impacting sales and market share. image

Tesla Shuts Down Model S and X Orders in China! Is This the End of the Road for Cool Cars?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:39
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Costco's strong March sales and ability to navigate tariffs make it a solid investment in an uncertain economy. Oh behave! image

Costco is Groovy Baby! Why This Retail Giant is a Must-Have in Your Portfolio Yeah!

Thu 10 April, 2025 19:25
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Austin Powers reports on Bitcoin's wild ride following Trump's tariff pause, sending crypto markets into a frenzy, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Bitcoin Rockets After Trump Tariff Time-Out! Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

Wed 09 April, 2025 20:08
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Oil prices plummet as China retaliates with tariffs and recession fears loom, creating a

Crude Oil Prices Do the Austin Powers Limbo How Low Can They Go?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:14
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A federal judge ruled that the White House can't bar Associated Press reporters from the Oval Office and Air Force One, citing First Amendment concerns. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! White House Gets a Telling Off! Can They Dig It?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
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The U.S. Justice Department is ditching its crypto squad to chase after baddies funding their nefarious schemes with digital dosh. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Justice or Just a Load of Shagging Crypto Crap?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:44
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Recent market drops due to tariff introductions are causing investors to rethink their strategies, but financial advisors recommend sticking to a well-thought-out plan. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Are Your Investments in Danger?! Tariffs Threaten Your 401(k) Groovy Baby!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that President Trump's new tariffs could inflate prices and slow down the U.S. economy, creating 'turbulence' and market uncertainty. Oh, behave! image

Groovy Baby! Will Trump's Tariffs Spoil Our Mojo?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
3 minutes to read

Austin Powers investigates the economic jiggery-pokery behind Trump's tariff formula and discovers it might be more 'flawed mojo' than 'yeah, baby!' image

Is Donald Trump's Tariff Plan Groovy or Just Downright Shagadelic!?

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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Airline stocks plummet as travel demand weakens amid economic concerns, but some airlines remain optimistic about high-end travel. image

Is the Airline Industry Headed for a Crash Landing!?! Oh Behave!

Tue 01 April, 2025 20:34
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