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In his inaugural Sunday message, Pope Leo XIV urges global powers to end conflict, advocating for peace in Ukraine, Gaza, and beyond. Is this the 'miracle of peace' the world so desperately needs? image

Pope Leo XIV Declares War on War! A Call for Peace Echoes Through the Cosmos (and St. Peter's Square)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:24
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Financial expert Ric Edelman argues the traditional 60-40 investment portfolio is outdated due to increasing human longevity, advocating for higher equity allocations and innovative bond strategies. image

E=MC Hammered! Is Your Retirement Portfolio Ready for a Century of Living?

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:27
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A whimsical look at today's stock market rollercoaster, where fortunes rise and fall faster than you can say 'relativity'. image

E=MC Hammered? Stocks Surge, Dip, and Do the Macarena!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:30
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Restaurant Brands International faces a challenging quarter as Popeyes, Burger King, and Tim Hortons experience sales declines, but the company anticipates a turnaround with improved momentum in the second quarter. image

E=MC...hicken? Restaurant Brands' Sales Dip, But Hope Still Simmers!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:25
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Flutter Entertainment, FanDuel's parent company, reports a mixed first quarter, blaming NCAA basketball upsets for disappointing results in the US while raising its global outlook. image

Fluttering Fortunes: Did Lady Luck Bounce the Wrong Way for FanDuel?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:18
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A look at the $TRUMP meme coin phenomenon: how a select few profited immensely while the majority of investors lost money, raising ethical questions and sparking regulatory scrutiny. image

E=MC(Meme Coin) Squared? Trump's Crypto Gamble Leaves Many Poorer, Few Richer!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:16
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Amidst presidential pressure and trade war uncertainties, the Federal Reserve is expected to maintain steady interest rates, impacting consumers and the economy. As I always said, only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. image

E=MC(No Rate Cut) Squared: The Fed's Inertia in a Trumpian Universe

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:00
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Uncle Sam is calling in those education debts, leaving millions of borrowers in a state of relative… uh… financial panic. Prepare for potential wage garnishments and credit score chaos! image

E=MC-Hammered: Student Loan Collections Back with a Vengeance!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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In a recent interview, former President Trump claims credit for economic successes while attributing failures to his predecessor, sparking debate and raising eyebrows with his unique views on tariffs and childhood necessities. image

Trump's Economic Relativity: A Theory of Blame and Dolls

Sun 04 May, 2025 14:05
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OPEC+ agrees to another accelerated oil output increase for June, adding to market uncertainty amid trade wars and fluctuating demand. A comedic look at economics. image

E=MC(Oil Crisis)? OPEC+ Boosts Output, Fuels Market Paradox!

Sat 03 May, 2025 11:22
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