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President Trump's tariff threats on the EU cause market jitters, while analysts question their substance and businesses turn to AI to navigate the uncertainty. A humorous and satirical take on the current trade situation. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Relativity of Trade or a Black Hole for the Economy?

Mon 26 May, 2025 01:59
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Former President Trump approves the U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel merger, reversing Biden's block and promising economic benefits – but is it truly relative to our national security? image

Trump's Steel Deal: A 'Relatively' Good Move or Just More Relativity?

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:01
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European stocks largely shrugged off Trump's tariff threat, seeing it as a high-stakes negotiation tactic, but analysts warn of potential economic fallout and retaliatory measures. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Is It Reality or Just a Fiddle?

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:18
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European markets shrug off Trump's tariff threat, seeing it as a negotiating ploy, but economists warn of potential economic fallout and retaliatory measures. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Bluff or a Blitzkrieg?

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:18
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A look at how L3Harris Technologies settled for $62 million over pricing discrepancies with the U.S. military, all while potentially working on the new Air Force One. image

E=MC Scammed? L3Harris's $62 Million Lesson in Relativity for the U.S. Military

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:16
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Defense contractor L3Harris Technologies settles with the Justice Department for $62 million over allegations of inflated prices on equipment sold to the U.S. military, raising questions about government contracts and the future Air Force One. image

E=MC-SQUANDERED? L3Harris Settles for Millions Over Military Price Lies

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:16
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Emory Hillandale Hospital becomes the first U.S. hospital to operate entirely on Apple devices, aiming for improved efficiency and cybersecurity, but is it a quantum leap or just a clever marketing ploy? image

E=mc(Apple)2: Emory Hospital Goes All-In on Apple, A Revolution in Healthcare or Just Shiny Gadgets?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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Emory Healthcare's Hillandale Hospital goes all-in on Apple, sparking hopes for a tech-driven healthcare revolution, but will it truly bend the space-time continuum of patient care? image

E=mc(Healthcare)? Apple Powers Georgia Hospital: A Revolution or Just Another App?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health goes public, navigating the post-COVID slowdown and sparking hope in the digital health sector, but is the valuation a matter of perspective? image

E=HNGE squared? Hinge Health's IPO and the Relativity of Valuation!

Wed 21 May, 2025 22:31
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Canada Goose soars past earnings expectations but pulls its 2026 outlook due to macroeconomic uncertainty, all while navigating tariffs with the agility of a spacetime continuum. image

Canada Goose Defies Gravity: A Quantum Leap in Earnings Despite Economic Turbulence

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:46
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