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Agent J reports on the recent market rally fueled by tariff agreements, sector performance, and individual stock highlights, all while keeping an eye out for alien shenanigans. image

Noisy Crickets and Wall Street Wizards: Agent J's Take on the Market Surge

Mon 12 May, 2025 23:22
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Agent J breaks down the US-China trade agreement: tariffs, temporary pauses, and whether we'll all forget about it tomorrow. image

Trump and China: A Trade Truce or Just Another Neuralyzer Moment?

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:25
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Saudi Aramco's Q1 profits fell slightly due to lower oil prices and production, but they're still making more green than a Neuralyzer malfunction. image

Aramco's Profits Take a Dip: Is This the End of Oil... or Just a Tuesday?

Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
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Agent J investigates why Affirm's stock price plummeted after a weak forecast, focusing on CEO Max Levchin's strategy of using 0% loans to gain market share. image

Affirm's Stock Takes a Nosedive: Is It Aliens or Just 0% APR Loans?

Fri 09 May, 2025 19:08
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Ferrero amps up its game in the US with nutty Nutella, square Rochers, and a Dr. Pepper-flavored surprise, leaving Agent J wondering if aliens are behind this sugary scheme. image

Ferrero's Sweet Invasion: Agent J Investigates the American Candy Takeover

Fri 09 May, 2025 10:00
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Krispy Kreme's stock takes a nosedive as its partnership with McDonald's hits a snag, leaving investors with a bad taste in their mouths. image

Krispy Kreme's Doughnut Dreams Crumble: A McDonald's Mishap!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:05
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Agent J breaks down the US-UK trade agreement news, complete with more twists than a Neuralyzer memory wipe. image

Noisy Cricket Diplomacy: US and UK Seal the Deal...Or Do They?

Thu 08 May, 2025 10:25
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The Trump administration is reportedly ditching the 'AI diffusion' rule, sending Nvidia's stock skyward and chipmakers breathing a sigh of relief...or is it? image

Trump Nukes Chip Rule: Nvidia Stock Soars Higher Than a Neuralyzer Flash!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:09
2 minutes to read

Friedrich Merz takes the helm in Germany after a bumpy start, facing economic woes and coalition tensions. Agent J investigates if Earth's biggest economy is ready for the challenge. image

Friedrich's Rocky Ride: Is Germany's New Leader About to Get Neuralyzed?

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:55
3 minutes to read

Top U.S. officials are jetting off to Switzerland for trade talks with China, signaling a potential thaw in the ongoing economic freeze. Is this the beginning of the end, or just another wrinkle in the Neuralyzer? image

Trump's Trade Team Heads to Switzerland: Are We There Yet?

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:25
3 minutes to read