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Agent J reports on the rumors swirling around a potential sale of Starbucks' China operations, revealing the truth behind the whispers and the coffee beans. image

Starbucks China Shakeup: Is the Coffee Giant About to Get Neuralyzed?

Tue 24 June, 2025 06:36
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Agent J breaks down why Wall Street shrugged off a potential global crisis, proving even alien invasions are less surprising these days. image

No Biggie: US Bombs Iran, Market Yawns. Is This Real Life?

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
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Agent J breaks down how the U.S. shook things up by bombing Iran's nuclear sites, ditching Trump's usual delay tactics and sending markets on a rollercoaster. image

Trump Nukes the Two-Week Rule: America Enters Israel-Iran Beef!

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:30
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Satellite images surface showing activity at Iran's Fordo nuclear facility before reported US airstrikes, raising questions about the operation's true impact. image

Fordo Fallout: Did Trump REALLY Obliterate Iran's Nukes?

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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Satellite images reveal truck activity at Iran's Fordo nuclear facility before alleged US airstrikes, raising questions about the mission's impact. image

Fordo's Fortress: More Like a Drive-Thru? Satellite Images Expose Iranian Nuclear Site Activity!

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
2 minutes to read

Agent J investigates the Roblox stock surge, advising investors to cool it before things get Slimer-level messy. image

Roblox Stock: Agent J Says "Too Hot to Handle!" Time to Bail?

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:39
3 minutes to read

Agent J breaks down why Roblox stock is lookin' more like a Neuralyzer flash than a smart investment right now. Word to the wise: Fade to black! image

Roblox Stock: Agent J Says 'Nah, Son, Time to Bail!'

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:39
2 minutes to read

French government throws a mountain of cash at Eutelsat, sending their stock sky-high and potentially saving us all from alien invasions... probably. image

Eutelsat's Got a New Sugar Daddy: Uncle Sam... I Mean, France!

Fri 20 June, 2025 10:10
3 minutes to read

General Mills and Kraft Heinz are phasing out artificial colors, possibly because aliens are getting sick of our Earth food. image

General Mills and Kraft Heinz Ditch the Fake Stuff: Are Aliens Allergic to Artificial Colors?

Tue 17 June, 2025 23:16
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Consumer confidence in China is dwindling as stagnant income and a shaky economy make people hoard their cash like it's the last neuralyzer on Earth. image

China's Consumer Spending Sings the Blues: Is This the End of Retail as We Know It?

Mon 16 June, 2025 11:48
4 minutes to read