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Agent J reports on the return of student loan collections and how it's about to make your bank account look like it fought an alien. image

Student Loan Repayments Are Back, Baby! And Your Wallet's About to Feel It

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:51
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A federal judge ruled the Trump administration's attempt to dismantle the U.S. Institute of Peace was illegal, ordering reinstatement of the original leadership. Seems like somebody forgot to neuralize the legal system! image

Trump's DOGE Days Are Over: Judge Slams Unlawful USIP Takeover!

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:50
3 minutes to read

Agent J reports on Qualcomm's re-entry into the data center CPU market, their alliance with Nvidia, and the future of AI chips. image

Qualcomm Joins the AI Party: My Take on Data Centers, Nvidia, and World Domination (Maybe)

Mon 19 May, 2025 08:09
4 minutes to read

Agent J investigates the recent market surge, questioning whether it's a legitimate recovery or just a temporary blip fueled by trade war talk and AI hype. image

Noisy Cricket Market: Is This Rally Real or Just Another Flash in the Pan?

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:53
2 minutes to read

Apple rejects Fortnite's return to the App Store, sparking outrage and leaving gamers worldwide stuck in the digital stone age. image

No Suits, No Fortnite! Apple Clamps Down, Leaving Gamers in the Dark

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read

Cartier's parent company, Richemont, defies economic doom with a sales surge, proving that even in uncertain times, bling is king... or maybe it's just the Neuralyzer effect? image

Richemont's Luxury Ride: Even Aliens Dig Cartier, Apparently!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:24
2 minutes to read

Agent J breaks down the alleged Medicare fraud investigation that's got UnitedHealth Group seeing stars and losing serious green. image

UnitedHealth Group Gets Neuralyzed...By the DOJ?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
3 minutes to read

Hopes for a Russia-Ukraine peace summit in Turkey crumble as Putin and Trump bail, leaving Zelenskyy to decide his next move. image

No Showdown in Turkey: Putin, Trump Ditch Peace Talks, Leaving Zelenskyy Hanging!

Thu 15 May, 2025 07:24
2 minutes to read

Boeing bags a massive $96 billion deal with Qatar Airways, promising jobs and a much-needed boost, while Trump adds it to his trophy collection. Ain't that always the way? image

Boeing Gets Zapped Back to Profitability with Qatar Airways Deal: Trump Takes Credit, Naturally

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:12
3 minutes to read

Agent J reports on the US-Ukraine minerals deal, hinting at a global 'minerals for muscle' trend and potential alien involvement in the resource race. Are we ready for this? image

Minerals for Muscle? Uncle Sam Flexes on Ukraine, Eyes Congo Next!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
3 minutes to read