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European countries are reconsidering nuclear power to boost energy independence, amidst debates over renewables and costs. Is this an alien plot, or just plain ol' human ingenuity? Agent J investigates. image

Europe Goes Nuclear? Aw, CRAP! Is This a Bug I Gotta Squash?

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:22
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Agent J investigates Speaker Johnson's claims of massive spending cuts versus projections of soaring deficits in the new House bill. Spoiler: Someone's neuralyzer needs recharging. image

Speaker's "Big, Beautiful Bill": More Like a Big, Ugly Alien Invasion for the Deficit?

Sun 25 May, 2025 15:06
2 minutes to read

Federal judge orders the return of a gay Guatemalan man wrongly deported to Mexico, citing a 'horror' of errors by the Trump administration. image

E.T. Go Home... But the Right One! Judge Slaps Trump Admin for Deportation SNAFU

Sat 24 May, 2025 07:09
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Agent J reports on Harvard's legal battle against the Trump administration's ban on international students, accusing the school of harboring 'anti-American, pro-terrorist agitators'. image

Harvard Under Attack! Trump Admin Pulls a Neuralyzer on International Students!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:59
2 minutes to read

A deep dive into the bizarre world of Trump's meme coin dinner, where crypto whales and political influence collide. image

Trump Meme Coin Dinner: Is It Pay-to-Play or Just Plain Weird?

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
4 minutes to read

Agent J reports on the perplexing downturn in Earth's housing market, where high interest rates and low confidence are turning the American Dream into a nightmare... or at least a fixer-upper. image

Housing Market's Got the Blues: Agent J Investigates Earth's Real Estate Woes!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
3 minutes to read

A look into the stock market's after-hours action, featuring Zoom's revenue forecast, Snowflake's earnings beat, Urban Outfitters' quarterly report, and Lumen Technologies' big deal. image

Zoom, Snowflake, Urban Outfitters, and Lumen Technologies - It's Getting Hot Out Here!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:46
2 minutes to read

Agent J reports on how TJ Maxx is dodging tariff bullets, keeping those sweet deals alive, even when the economy's acting like a Men in Black reject. image

TJ Maxx Avoids Tariff Firestorm: More Bargains Than You Can Shake a Neuralyzer At!

Wed 21 May, 2025 13:54
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Agent J reports on President Trump's ambitious plan for a multibillion-dollar missile defense shield, questioning its feasibility and comparing it to the tech we use at MIB. image

Trump's Golden Dome: Is It Protecting Earth or Just My Paycheck?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
3 minutes to read

Agent J investigates Trump's ambitious missile defense system, a potential 'Golden Dome' costing billions, with a healthy dose of skepticism and intergalactic perspective. image

Trump's Golden Dome: Is It Alien-Proof or Just Plain Looney Tunes?

Tue 20 May, 2025 22:42
3 minutes to read