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Meta is diving headfirst into the AI arms race with a new superintelligence division, aiming to bring personal AI to the masses...or maybe just control the world. Who knows? image

Zuckerberg's Got a New Toy: Meta's Superintelligence Lab

Mon 30 June, 2025 22:20
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Agent J breaks down the stock market's shift from hedge fund dominance to retail frenzy, highlighting winners, losers, and the new rules of the game. image

The Stock Market Ain't What It Used to Be, and I Ain't Afraid to Say It!

Mon 30 June, 2025 00:22
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Some dude named Belton thinks all this AI cash is gonna pay off. Guess we'll see if the world ends or gets super efficient first. image

No Neuralyzer Needed: AI Investment Boom is Here to Stay, Says Some Suit

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:48
2 minutes to read

Ex-President Trump halts trade discussions with Canada over digital tax, threatening economic ties. Is this a prelude to an alien invasion or just another Tuesday? image

Trump Nukes Trade Talks with Canada! Is This an Intergalactic Incident?

Fri 27 June, 2025 18:04
2 minutes to read

Bitcoin miner Core Scientific's stock skyrockets on rumors of a potential acquisition by AI giant CoreWeave, signaling a wild shift in the tech universe. image

Core Scientific Gets a 'Neuralyzer' Boost: Is CoreWeave About to Beam It Up?

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:03
2 minutes to read

PayPal strikes a deal with Big Ten and Big 12, changing the game for college athletes and their bank accounts. Is this the future, or just another way for aliens to blend in? image

PayPal Enters the Game: Student Athletes About to Get Paid... Big Time!

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:55
3 minutes to read

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s revamped vaccine advisory panel raises eyebrows and sparks controversy, promising a fresh look at established immunization practices. image

RFK Jr. Shakes Up Vaccine Panel: Is This the End of the World As We Know It?

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:38
4 minutes to read

Agent J breaks down Fed Chair Powell's testimony, decoding interest rates, tariffs, and whether Trump's demands are just noise from another galaxy. image

Powell's Rate Game: More Like Men In Black Than You Think!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:01
3 minutes to read

Despite economic pressures, families are shelling out for back-to-school necessities, with AI and Gen Z shaping the shopping landscape. image

No Sleep Til Backpacks: Back-to-School Spending Defies Economic Gloom!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:14
2 minutes to read

Agent J investigates rumors of Starbucks potentially selling its China operations, uncovering market share shifts and surprising discounts, while dodging memory-wiping devices. image

Starbucks China Shakeup: Is It a Full Sale or Just a Really Weird Coffee Order?

Tue 24 June, 2025 06:36
4 minutes to read