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Agent J breaks down Microsoft's earnings surge, warning against assuming all Big Tech companies will follow suit, and reminds everyone to stay frosty. image

Microsoft's Stellar Earnings: Don't Go Bug-Eyed Expecting Everyone to be an Alien Superstar

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:37
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General Motors adjusts its 2025 earnings guidance downwards due to President Trump's auto tariffs, but CEO Mary Barra remains optimistic about adapting and strengthening the supply chain. image

GM's Got the Blues? Trump's Tariffs Hit Earnings Like a Neuralyzer to the Wallet!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:11
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Agent J breaks down how Microsoft is playing it cool amidst Trump-era tariffs, proving software might just be the best weapon against rising costs. Spoiler alert: they're doing alright. image

Tariff Schmarriffs: Microsoft Dodges Trade Wars Like a Neuralyzer Blast

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:19
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Agent J reports on Snap's stock plummet, economic woes, and potential alien interference in the social media landscape. Is it time to neuralyze Wall Street? image

Snap Crackle Pops... Then Drops: Agent J Investigates the Social Media Apocalypse

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:59
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Server maker Super Micro's shares plunge after disappointing financial results, leaving investors wondering if they've been Neuralyzed into forgetting the good times. image

Super Micro's Stock Takes a Nosedive: Did the Neuralyzer Malfunction?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:09
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With college decision day looming, Agent J unveils top-secret tips for navigating the financial galaxy of higher education without getting slimed by student loan debt. image

College Costs Got You Buggin'? Agent J's Guide to Not Getting Neuralyzed by Student Debt!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:06
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Agent J reports on GM's Q1 earnings amidst Trump's tariffs, where Wall Street jitters meet potential consumer rushes. image

GM's Future Under Tariff Threat? More Like, "Men In Black" Dealing With Presidential Alien Economics!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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Agent J reports on the ongoing trade dispute between the U.S. and China, filled with denials, claims, and enough confusion to make you think you've been neuralyzed. image

Trade Wars and Alien Shores: Is China Pulling a Neuralyzer on Trump?

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:45
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Trade tensions with the U.S. are hitting China's job market, and Beijing's trying to figure out how to fix it. Sounds like a job for MIB! image

China's Got Problems? Agent J Says, 'Suit Up, It's About to Get Weird!'

Mon 28 April, 2025 07:52
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Consumers are reacting to potential tariff increases by rushing to purchase big-ticket items like cars, while holding back on other spending due to economic uncertainty. image

Tariff-ied Shoppers Hit the Brakes: Consumers Pump the Brakes on Spending as Trade Tensions Rise

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:10
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