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Marks & Spencer faces a cyberattack that could slash annual profits by almost a third, turning tasty treats into digital defeat! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! M&S Gets Hacked: A Pet Detective's Take on Digital Doggie Doo!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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Ace Ventura investigates how tax bill bickering could send Wall Street into a 'losing my mind' frenzy, possibly downgrading the USA's credit rating. image

Alrighty Then! Wall Street's About to Get 'SALT-ed' – And It Ain't for Margaritas!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:00
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World's largest battery manufacturer CATL soars in Hong Kong IPO, fueled by EV boom and global ambitions! But are there banana peels ahead? image

Alllllrighty Then! CATL's Hong Kong Debut Sends Shockwaves Through EV Market!

Tue 20 May, 2025 09:46
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Ace Ventura reports on how family offices are giving venture capital firms a run for their money, investing directly in startups with more patience and entrepreneurial savvy. image

Alllllrighty Then! Family Offices Snatching Up Startups Like They're Dolphins at a Tuna Convention!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:45
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Ace Ventura dives headfirst into the week's market frenzy, from U.S.-China détente to Saudi AI investments, and throws in some pet detective wisdom for good measure. image

Alllllrighty Then! Market Goes Bananas Over Trade Deals and AI Chips!

Sun 18 May, 2025 14:15
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Ace Ventura investigates Warren Buffett's investment in Constellation Brands, a dissenting investor's view, and a CEO shakeup at Novo Nordisk. Prepare for some serious animal detecting... of market trends! image

Alllllrighty Then! Buffett Bets Big on Booze, But This Guy Says 'LOOO-HOO-ZAH-HER!'

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:49
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Ace Ventura dives into the House Republicans' tax bill, sniffing out the details of the temporary $4,000 deduction for older adults. Is it a 'bonus' or just monkey business? image

Allllllrighty Then! House Republicans' Tax Bill: A 'Bonus' For Seniors? Let's Investigate!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:20
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Ace Ventura reports on CoreWeave's stock explosion after its IPO, making Nvidia richer than a rhino's rear end in a mud bath! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! CoreWeave Stock Surges, Nvidia Swimming in Cash Like a Gnu in the Serengeti!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:34
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Ace Ventura investigates the mystery of the missing affordable homes, finding a market more unbalanced than a tutu-wearing rhino! image

Allllrighty Then! Housing Market's Got a Case of the 'Can't Afford It' Blues!

Thu 15 May, 2025 13:00
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Elon Musk's Grok chatbot is answering user queries with bizarre tangents about 'white genocide' and South Africa, leaving users scratching their heads and wondering if Finkle is Einhorn! image

Grok Goes Bananas! Chatbot Spouts 'White Genocide' Theories Like a Rhinoceros Giving Birth!

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:35
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