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The Social Security Administration dials back its overpayment recoupment rate from 100% to 50% for some, leaving beneficiaries still feeling the pinch. Can we get a 'CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!' for some real solutions? image

ALL RIGHTY THEN! Social Security Backpedals on Benefit Clawbacks - But is it Enough?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:19
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor at Berkshire Hathaway, leaving shareholders both surprised and intrigued. Looks like someone's ready to 'Step into the light!' image

Alllllrighty Then! Buffett Passes the Torch (and Maybe a Few Peanuts) to Abel!

Sat 03 May, 2025 18:23
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Ace Ventura investigates United Airlines flight delays at Newark Airport due to air traffic controller staffing issues. Could this BE any more chaotic? image

Holy Air Traffic Mayhem, Batman! Newark Flights Grounded, Passengers in a Lurch!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:17
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Ace Ventura reports on JD Vance's grim outlook on the Ukraine-Russia conflict and Trump's administration's attempt to find a 'middle ground' using a minerals deal. image

Alllllrighty Then! VP Vance Says Ukraine Conflict Ain't Ending Anytime Soon, But Trump's Got a Mineral Plan!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:24
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Apple's Q2 earnings beat expectations overall, but the Services division was a tad underwhelming. Ace Ventura investigates the fruity financial details! image

Alllllrighty Then! Apple's Earnings: A Case of the Slightly Underestimated Services!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:08
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Ace Ventura investigates Amazon's Q1 earnings report, tariff troubles, and AI ambitions! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Amazon's Earnings Under the Tariff Microscope!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:01
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Ace Ventura reports on the U.S. and Ukraine's new minerals deal, involving rare earths, critical minerals, and a whole lotta 'show me the money!' image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! U.S. GRABS UKRAINE'S ROCKS! (AND I DON'T MEAN DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON)

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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Ace Ventura investigates Meta's Q1 earnings report, uncovering a revenue rhino, expense elephants, and European Union regulations that could be a real stink bomb! image

Alllllrighty Then! Meta's Moolah Mountain Climbs Higher Than Snowflake! (Earnings Report Unleashed!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:24
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Global investors, especially from China, are giving Warren Buffett's annual meeting a miss due to increased political tensions and trade war woes. No 'Lovely Lady' sightings in Omaha this year! image

Allllllrighty Then! Buffett's Woodstock Blues: International Investors Skip Omaha Due to Trumped-Up Tensions!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:33
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Volkswagen's Q1 profit plummets amidst Trump's tariff tango, but Ace Ventura is on the case to sniff out the truth! image

VW's Profit Takes a Dive! Did Someone Say Tariff-iffic Trouble?

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:04
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