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Taiwan joins the US in blacklisting Huawei and SMIC, citing national security concerns and tightening loopholes in chip export controls. Looks like someone's in the penalty box! *whistles* image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! Taiwan Bans Huawei and SMIC, Buckling Down on Chip Crackdown!

Mon 16 June, 2025 05:55
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Ace Ventura investigates the buzz around President Trump's military parade, complete with tanks, choppers, and a hefty price tag that's got folks squawking like a flock of seagulls! image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump's Tank Tango in DC: A Star-Spangled Spectacle or a Fiscal Fiasco?

Sun 15 June, 2025 00:18
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Ace Ventura investigates the Air India Flight 171 crash in Ahmedabad, uncovering potential foul play and a whole lotta 'alrighty then!' moments. image

Holy Guacamole! Dreamliner Disaster: Did Someone Forget the Pet Food?

Fri 13 June, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura here, diving headfirst into the geopolitical pool of doom! Drones, missiles, and oil prices doing the cha-cha. Can we avoid a global SPLOOSH? image

Alllllrighty Then! Iran and Israel in a Tussle, World on Edge!

Fri 13 June, 2025 07:38
3 minutes to read

Tragedy strikes as Air India Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff, claiming hundreds of lives, but one lucky Brit defied the odds! image

HOLY TESTICULAR FORTITUDE! Air India Flight 171 Goes Down in Flames! Passenger Walks Away?!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
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Ace Ventura reports on Meta's legal smackdown against CrushAI for peddling non-consensual AI nudes - Shikkaka! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Meta Smells What CrushAI is Cookin' and Lays the Smack Down!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:00
3 minutes to read

Former CEO Howard Schultz gives his stamp of approval to Brian Niccol's 'back to Starbucks' strategy, signaling a potential turnaround for the coffee giant. image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Schultz Does a Cartwheel Over New Starbucks Boss - Is Coffee Culture Saved?

Wed 11 June, 2025 18:22
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Elon Musk apologizes for social media sparring with Donald Trump after their feud impacted Tesla's market value. Looks like someone learned the value of 'sharing'. image

Alllllrighty Then! Musk Backtracks After Twitter Tussle with Trump! Could This Be Any More Dramatic?

Wed 11 June, 2025 08:04
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Ace Ventura investigates the electric vehicle price wars in China, where BYD and others are cutting prices, raising concerns about sustainability and market stability. Could this be China's Evergrande moment for EVs? image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! China's EV Price War: A Race to the Bottom? Or a Rhino in Tutus?

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:15
3 minutes to read

Budget e-commerce giants Temu and Shein are facing regulatory headwinds in the U.S. and pivoting to Europe, but stricter regulations and rising scrutiny might rain on their parade. Could things get any worse? Don't even ask! image

ALL RIGHTY THEN! Temu and Shein Feeling the Heat, Doing the Europe Jig!

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:40
3 minutes to read