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Ace Ventura investigates China's control over rare earth elements and America's scramble to break free from this mineral mystery. image

Alllllrighty Then! China's Rare Earth Grip: A Geopolitical Pet Detective Case!

Sun 29 June, 2025 15:21
5 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Nvidia's triumphant rise, shaking off China woes and eyeing a robot-filled future. Shazaaam! image

Nvidia is Back, Baby! AI Chip Giant Ascends Throne, China Concerns? NOT!

Fri 27 June, 2025 20:00
2 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the pre-market madness: Nike's jump, Bitcoin's bounce, and Uber's pony-sized ambitions! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Stock Market's Gone Wild! Nike Soars, Bitcoin Bounces, and Uber's Playing Pony!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:15
3 minutes to read

Omead Afshar, Tesla's VP of Manufacturing, gets fired amidst sales slumps and mysterious glass orders. Could Musk's antics be to blame? Shikkaaa! image

Tesla's Manufacturing VP Gets the Boot! Was it the Glass, or Did Elon Just Go 'Alllllrighty Then!'?

Thu 26 June, 2025 18:11
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura dives deep into the NATO summit where a 'bromance' between Trump and Rutte stole the show amid defense spending hikes. Who knew international politics could be so...touching? image

Allllrighty Then! Trump and Rutte's 'Bromance' Saves NATO! Could This Be Any More Groovy?

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:02
3 minutes to read

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang believes robotics, especially self-driving cars, are the next trillion-dollar opportunity after AI, despite current relatively small revenue contribution. image

Alllllrighty Then! Nvidia's Jensen Says Robots Are Next Big Thing After AI...Can They Find Snowflake?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:27
2 minutes to read

ESPN doubles down on Lacrosse, securing a five-year media deal and a minority stake in the Premier Lacrosse League, signaling booming growth for the sport and a solid investment for the media giant. SHIKAKA! image

ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! ESPN Gets Down and Dirty with Lacrosse! A New Chapter Unfolds!

Wed 25 June, 2025 09:00
3 minutes to read

A wild ride through the world of rising college tuition, shrinking federal aid, and the best schools offering sweet financial deals...Shikaka! image

Alllllrighty Then! College Costs Skyrocket While Uncle Sam Tightens the Purse Strings!

Tue 24 June, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates the Supreme Court's decision to allow the Trump administration to resume rapid deportations, finding questionable practices and a dissent worthy of a close look. image

Allllrighty Then! Supreme Court Greenlights Speedy Deportations: A Pet Detective's Take!

Mon 23 June, 2025 22:01
3 minutes to read

Novo Nordisk ends partnership with Hims & Hers over concerns about the telehealth company's sales of cheaper, unapproved versions of Wegovy, sending Hims & Hers' stock plummeting faster than a rhino down a water slide! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! Novo Nordisk Dumps Hims & Hers Faster Than You Can Say 'Wegovy Knock-Off'!

Mon 23 June, 2025 13:57
2 minutes to read