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Novo Nordisk scores legal win, putting the kibosh on cheaper Wegovy and Ozempic copycats, leaving some wallets lighter than a rhino giving birth to a volleyball! image

Allllrighty Then! Big Pharma Body Slams Discount Weight Loss Drugs!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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Ace Ventura reports on Dover's mixed Q1 results, a cautious outlook, and why this industrial conglomerate might just surprise you. image

Dover Digs Deep: Is This Industrial Giant Ready to Rumble?

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:29
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Merck lowers its profit forecast due to tariffs and deals, but new drugs show promise amidst Keytruda's looming exclusivity loss in 2028. image

Merck's Profits Take a Dive! What's Happening to Your Meds?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:32
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SK Hynix reports stellar Q1 results, fueled by booming demand for AI memory chips, leaving competitors like Samsung in the dust! image

Holy HBM Batman! SK Hynix Dominates the DRAM Market Thanks to AI?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:25
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Ace Ventura investigates why Americans are flocking to foreign lands while international tourists are giving the good ol' US of A the cold shoulder. Could it be Trump's fault!? image

Holy Airline Bookings Batman! Are Americans Ditching the USA for Europe!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:12
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Ace Ventura investigates Elon Musk's decreasing involvement in Trump's Department of Government Efficiency amidst Tesla's financial woes and accusations of conflicting interests. image

Elon Musk Ditching Trump's Swamp Drainers?! Allllrighty Then!

Tue 22 April, 2025 23:11
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Amidst market chaos, a $110 million Manhattan penthouse hits the market, targeting ultra-rich buyers unaffected by economic turbulence and tariff tantrums. image

Holy Penthouse Plunge! Is New York's $110 Million Pad Worth More Than My Hair Gel?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:30
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Jim Cramer frets over the impact of Trump's trade policies on tech giants Apple and Nvidia, as tensions with China escalate and Wall Street feels the pinch. image

Is Trump Picking on Apple and Nvidia?! Cramer Sounds the Alarm!

Mon 21 April, 2025 23:08
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The world mourns as Pope Francis, a beacon of progressive change within the Catholic Church, shuffles off this mortal coil at the age of 88. image

Holy Smokes! Pope Francis Gone to the Great Beyond!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 08:17
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Ace Ventura investigates the high-stakes nuclear talks between Iran and the United States in Rome, where tension is thicker than a rhino's hide and the fate of the world hangs in the balance! image

Holy Nuclear Talking Points Batman! Will Iran and the US Actually Chill Out?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
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