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Ace Ventura investigates the CBO report revealing Trump's budget bill could inflate the national debt by $2.4 trillion – could this be the work of Snowflake? image

Allllllrighty Then! Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Smells Like a Skunk... And Deficits!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:13
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Ace Ventura dives deep into the swamp of Elon Musk's White House presser, where dodging questions is an Olympic sport and the New York Times is public enemy number one! image

Alllllrighty Then! Elon Musk Dodges Drug Questions Like a Flipper in a Hurricane!

Fri 30 May, 2025 21:47
3 minutes to read

As the Dollar wobbles under Trump's tariffs, Europe smells opportunity and plots a coup with the Euro. Can the Euro become a top dog or will it end up in the crapper? image

Allllllrighty Then! Euro Eyes Greenback's Crown in Currency Catfight!

Mon 02 June, 2025 10:27
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Senate Republicans are pondering some tax breaks, but certain business owners might get the shaft... or not! Ace is on the case! image

Alllllrighty Then! Tax Breaks for Businesses? Ace Ventura Investigates!

Wed 04 June, 2025 09:35
4 minutes to read

Ace Ventura dives deep into the Salesforce stock situation, where analysts are squawking and CEO Marc Benioff is betting big on Agentforce. Is it a stroke of genius or a face full of skunk? image

Salesforce Under Siege? Alllllrighty Then! Ace Investigates the Wall Street Kerfuffle!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:15
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Ace Ventura dives deep into South Korea's economic woes, from political turmoil to Trump's tariffs, and a central bank trying to Houdini its way out! image

Holy Rate Cut, Batman! South Korea's Economy Does a Face-Plant!

Thu 29 May, 2025 03:18
2 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates Starling Bank's profit plunge due to Covid loan fraud, regulatory fines, and some serious financial flim-flam! Could this be the work of Snowflake? image

Alllllrighty Then! Starling Bank's Profits Take a Dive – Is This Financial Foul Play?

Wed 28 May, 2025 11:40
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Starling Bank's latest report reveals a profit drop due to Covid loan fraud and regulatory fines, making even Ace Ventura question their financial crime prevention! image

Starling Bank's Profit Takes a Dive: Is This Fintech Firm Headed for the Cuckoo's Nest?

Wed 28 May, 2025 11:40
3 minutes to read

Ace Ventura investigates how new U.S. restrictions on chip exports to China are impacting Nvidia's growth and future revenue, potentially turning the AI market upside down faster than you can say 'Bumblefoot'. image

Allllrighty Then! Nvidia's China Chip Blockade: Is the AI Party Over?

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:24
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Ace Ventura investigates how Chinese industrial profits are inexplicably rising despite trade wars and economic headwinds. Could it be... LOVE? image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! China's Profits Defy Gravity (and Trump's Tariffs!)

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:53
2 minutes to read