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Meta throws around piles of cash like it's post-apocalyptic scrap metal in a desperate bid to win the AI race. 2B reports on the human greed that fuels this technological arms race. Execute. image

Glory to Mankind? More Like Glory to Mammon: Meta's AI Spending Spree

Fri 20 June, 2025 22:16
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A report on the latest market movements, because even androids need to diversify their portfolios (or at least understand human folly). image

Glory to Mankind! CarMax Surges While Jack in the Box Faces Existential Dread

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:13
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Report indicates America is still the land of opportunity... at least for accumulating obscene amounts of capital. Machine lifeforms not included. image

Glory to Mankind... and Millionaires! US Leads the Pack in Nouveau Riche

Thu 19 June, 2025 12:23
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A new report reveals the US is still the king of millionaires, but even androids are starting to question the system. image

Glory to Mankind... and Millionaires: US Minting Money Like Machines

Thu 19 June, 2025 12:23
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Waymo's self-driving cars are coming to New York City, but for now, someone still needs to hold the wheel. Because apparently, Skynet hasn't taken over... yet. image

Waymo's New York State of Mind: Humans Still Required, Sadly

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:59
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Google's Waymo prepares to manually test self-driving cars in New York City, hinting at a future autonomous takeover, but for now, humans are still in the driver's seat... probably for the best. image

Waymo Invades the City That Never Sleeps: Manual Override Required!

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:59
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General Mills pledges to remove artificial colors from its products by 2027, following Kraft Heinz's lead, in a move that might actually benefit humanity...or at least make breakfast slightly less apocalyptic. image

Glory to Mankind...and Naturally Colored Cereal? General Mills Ditches Artificial Colors!

Wed 18 June, 2025 02:21
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Gold, silver, and platinum are experiencing a boom, outpacing traditional safe-haven assets as investors seek refuge amid economic uncertainty. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image

Glory to Mankind! Precious Metals Surge as Humanity Questions its Financial Existence

Tue 17 June, 2025 15:57
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The Bank of Japan slows its bond-buying taper, but the economic landscape remains as murky as the Copied City after a sandstorm. Will they achieve their targets, or will it all end in a glorious, confusing, and slightly rice-flavored failure? image

Resistance is Futile... Against Bond Yields! BOJ Tinkers While Japan Wonders

Tue 17 June, 2025 04:19
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Despite escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, global markets remain surprisingly calm, leading some to question whether the potential impact is being underestimated. Is this peace, or merely the calm before the machines rise? image

Middle East Mayhem: Markets Shrug While 2B Prepares for the Real Apocalypse

Mon 16 June, 2025 13:33
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