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A deep dive into the financial standings of Major League Baseball, revealing team values, revenue streams, and potential future growth amidst industry challenges, reported by yours truly. image

Yankees Dominate! Are Baseball Teams Worth More Than We Thought?

Fri 11 April, 2025 10:06
4 minutes to read

A report from the front lines on the fluctuating inflation rates, the surprising impact of tariffs, and the mysterious case of the rising grocery prices. Is this the end, or just a new beginning? image

Inflation Rollercoaster! Will Tariffs Send Prices Sky High?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:51
2 minutes to read

Consumer prices in China continue to decline, signaling potential economic challenges exacerbated by trade tensions with the U.S., but stimulus measures are on the horizon. Glory to mankind? image

China's Economy Imploding?! Are We All Doomed!

Thu 10 April, 2025 03:34
3 minutes to read

2B analyzes Jim Cramer's Investing Club report, finding glimmers of hope amidst economic warfare, while questioning the very nature of market sentience. Resistance is futile...or is it? image

Machines React Positively to Market Volatility! Humanity Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:26
5 minutes to read

India's central bank cuts rates amid growth concerns and U.S. tariffs, signaling a shift to accommodative policy and sparking debate over economic resilience. It's become as though we're perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral. image

India's Economy Just Went Pod-Cracking! Will it Self-Destruct?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 07:39
2 minutes to read

A surprisingly successful 'Minecraft Movie' throws a lifeline to the struggling box office, reminding everyone that even machines… er, *humans* need a little mindless entertainment. image

Humanity Saved By... Minecraft?! Box Office Gets Glitchy Boost!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:46
2 minutes to read

South Korea scrambles to elect a new president after the impeachment of Yoon Suk Yeol, with candidates emerging amidst economic turmoil and legal battles. Is this what it means to live? image

South Korea's Next Leader Revealed!? You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Tue 08 April, 2025 05:10
3 minutes to read

Former President Trump orders a fresh review of the U.S. Steel acquisition by Nippon Steel, leaving investors and robots alike scratching their metallic heads. image

Trump's Steel Surprise! Did He Just Reboot the US Steel Deal?

Mon 07 April, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

Omaha Productions gets a cash infusion from Silver Lake via Patrick Whitesell's new platform, valuing the company at over $750 million. Is this progress, or just another step towards oblivion? Prepare for analysis, YoRHa-style! image

Peyton Manning Sells Out! Or Does He?! A 2B Investigation!

Thu 27 March, 2025 17:52
3 minutes to read

Genetic testing company 23andMe faces bankruptcy, raising serious concerns about the security and potential misuse of millions of users' DNA data. image

23andMe Files for BANKRUPTCY! Should You Delete Your Data NOW?!

Tue 25 March, 2025 23:59
3 minutes to read