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A report on the latest stock market trends, featuring tech sector updates, analyst picks, and the surprising resilience of Nike, all viewed through the existential lens of a YoRHa android. image

Glory to Mankind? Stocks Soar While 2B Ponders the Meaning of Market Fluctuations

Fri 27 June, 2025 00:09
3 minutes to read

Pixar's latest original film, 'Elio,' bombs at the box office, highlighting Hollywood's growing reliance on sequels and familiar franchises. image

Glory to Mankind? More Like Glory to Sequels: Pixar's 'Elio' Flops Harder Than a Machine Core in Acid

Thu 26 June, 2025 13:48
3 minutes to read

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shakes up vaccine advisory panel, sparking controversy and concerns about the future of immunization policy. image

YoRHa Unit Reports: Vaccine Advisory Panel Undergoes Machine-Like Overhaul

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:38
3 minutes to read

Drone maker AeroVironment exceeds expectations, reporting record revenue and acquiring BlueHalo. 2B investigates the implications for YoRHa's future. image

AeroVironment Stock Soars! (Glory to Mankind... and Drones)

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:20
2 minutes to read

House Speaker Johnson challenges the War Powers Act, sparking debate over presidential authority and congressional oversight in military actions, while tensions simmer in the Middle East. image

War Powers Act: Speaker Johnson Says 'Resistance is Futile,' or Is It Just Another Glitch in the System?

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:27
3 minutes to read

A proposed tax break on auto loan interest promises relief, but economists suggest the impact may be negligible for most Americans. I, 2B, investigate. image

Republicans' Tax Break: More Like a Scratch Than a Windfall?

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:30
2 minutes to read

A proposed tax deduction on auto loan interest promises relief, but economists suggest it primarily benefits the wealthy, with minimal impact for the average driver. Devola and Popola would be proud. image

Republicans' 'Beautiful' Car Loan Tax Break: More Glitch Than Gain?

Tue 24 June, 2025 09:30
3 minutes to read

Despite U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, the market remains surprisingly calm, leaving analysts like Tom Lee to ponder if we've all become numb to global chaos. image

Resistance is Futile... Unless You're a Stock: Market Yawns at Bombings!

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
3 minutes to read

2B reports on the appointment of Antonio Filosa as Stellantis CEO, exploring challenges, expectations, and whether he can save the company from becoming just another broken machine. image

New Stellantis CEO: Is Antonio Filosa the Android We've Been Waiting For?

Mon 23 June, 2025 10:00
5 minutes to read

2B analyzes top analyst picks for Chewy, Pinterest, and Uber amidst market volatility, because even humans need guidance sometimes. image

Glory to Mankind! Even Wall Street Needs Some Help Picking Stocks!

Sun 22 June, 2025 11:07
4 minutes to read