Government Shutdown Drama Airport Delays and Voter ID a Kardashian Take

Shutdown Showdown Is This My 'Rise and Shine' Moment

Okay dolls so like I'm seeing headlines about a government shutdown. Apparently the Senate Republicans and the White House are *this close* to a deal to fund Homeland Security. I mean I get needing security – North West is basically a walking talking meme generator so protecting her is a full time job. But seriously shutdowns cause chaos. Remember that time I couldn't get my private jet fueled because of some weird regulation? Nightmare fuel.

Airport Chaos Contour or Crisis

And the airport lines are getting longer. TSA agents are missing paychecks. Missing paychecks Seriously? That's like telling me I can't have my daily green juice. Unacceptable. The Trump administration even sent ICE agents to airports to help out. I'm all for a good glow up but this seems a bit much. We need solutions people. Fast. Have you read Macy's Navigates Retail Reality Check Schrute Style If they can navigate the world of retail then our politicians should be able to solve the airport problem as well

Voter ID Drama Do I Need an App for That

The Republicans want to include a voter ID measure the SAVE America Act. Voter ID? I mean I need ID to buy alcohol so I guess it makes sense. But it shouldn't be a hassle. Maybe we can create an app for that? Kim K Voter ID – download it now on the App Store. It's secure stylish and totally user friendly. Problem solved.

Democratic Demands Reining in ICE

The Democrats of course aren't thrilled. They want to rein in ICE demanding things like judicial warrants for agents to enter private property. Look I'm all about privacy. But isn't there a middle ground here? Can't we just all get along? Maybe a group meditation session with everyone involved? Namaste and let's fund the government.

Negotiation Nonsense Is It the New Black

Chuck Schumer is talking about sending offers back and forth with significant reform. It sounds like a plot from Keeping Up With The Kardashians but with less champagne and more paperwork. Negotiations are ongoing – that's political speak for 'we're stuck in a never ending cycle of drama'. I'm starting to think this is the new black and not in a good way.

The Kardashian Conclusion Just Be Real

Ultimately all this political back and forth is exhausting. Can't everyone just be real like me? I mean I post unedited selfies for crying out loud. Let's get this shutdown sorted the airports running smoothly and voter ID implemented fairly. Because at the end of the day we all just want to live our best lives and that's hard to do when the government's in a constant state of chaos. Okay bye.