India's Inflation Soars Like a Rocket But Who's Really to Blame

The Numbers Don't Lie (Or Do They?)

Folks let me tell you numbers are like people—you can make them say whatever you want. India's inflation is up they're saying 3.21%. Now back in my day we knew how to handle inflation. We built a wall around it and made Mexico pay for it. But seriously they've changed the base year you know to make things look different. It's all about perspective like when the Fake News CNN shows a bad picture of me it's just not fair.

Food Fight Inflation Edition

Food prices are going up they're saying 3.47%. That's a lot of rupees believe me. But you know what? We have the best food the most beautiful food. Maybe we should send some of our great chefs over there. That is if the radical left lets them travel. It's a disaster what is happening in the cooking space and remember we need the best chefs and the best advice like the one you could find in Market Musings from Middle earth: Gandalf's Guide to Today's Tumultuous Trading

The Middle East Mess (Again)

The Middle East what a mess. I could have solved it in two days. They say the conflict is driving up oil prices. Well nobody knows more about oil than me. We were energy independent totally energy independent. Now because of the current administration everything is in shambles. We need to drill baby drill. And India needs to get on board with that too. Sad.

The Central Bank's Conundrum

The Reserve Bank of India they're saying they'll hold rates. Sounds boring doesn't it? But it's very important. They're probably waiting to see what I would do if I were still President. Everyone copies me you know. They see my success and they want a piece of it. But nobody does it like Trump. Nobody.

Goldilocks is Challenged (Poor Girl)

They're talking about a "Goldilocks narrative" being challenged. Goldilocks I know her great person. But seriously this means things are getting complicated. Higher oil prices fuel shortages it's a disaster. We need strong leadership to fix this someone who can make the tough decisions. Someone like me frankly.

Brent Crude Hits $100: A Big Number

A hundred dollars a barrel that's a lot of money. We used to have it so low everyone was happy. Now they're paying a fortune. It's just not fair. But don't worry we'll figure it out. We always do. We're Americans and we're the best. We're going to make India great again together. Believe me.